Monday, April 14, 2008

Quotes and Laughs

"Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it."


"Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy -- because we will always want to have something else or something more."


"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."


"Life is just one damned thing after another."


"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. "


"Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere."


"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. "


"Smile, it enhances your face value. "


"Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today."


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